when folks think about me they’re always thinkin about "hey it’s that guy. it’s that guy who loves subway subs." so you can imagine it was interesting today when what happened to me. what happened was.. i go to subway, you know. i’m sitting there my mouth’s salivating at the taste of a su–– at thinking about the taste of a new subway sub entering me? so i go in, i go in head-hardy, head ready, eyes ready and mind ready to be eating at subway subs. so, you know„ the best thing about it is i was ready–––––– to eat! thebestthingaboutitisiwasreadytoeatasubwaysub. so i go in there you know i’m– my mouth’s drooling dripping wet with subway hot readies.. a hot ‘n ready subway sub for me.–––––––––– to my surprise though when my m– when i look u– .. to my surprise, i’m getting the sub made i say to hi– i say to the submaster. i say to the sub guy, i say "gimme that footlong veggie on honey oat and wheat………. and ..for cheese? i usually like to get pepperjack cheese." so he did that he put it in the blender .. uh .the heat.–––––––– he did that, he put it in that oven to get it toasted and hot and ready for me cause im that su– im that subway sub customer they say "folks think about him they think about that guy thats always getting subway subs!" anyway„„ now it’s time to get the veggies out. veggies on that sub. and so he rips that out of that microwave oven, he rips that sub out and i say "ffman!!! gimme all those veggies.. gimme em all, every single one drop ‘em plop ‘em on that sub san weech…… and i’d like em all please." lemme tell you what he does next i look away for one second„„„„ i peep my head away i turn my head away and its not there looking at him„, hhguess what the guy does he puts grapes on my sub! „„ i didn’t know that at the time because he quickly finished it up and squarshed it together and mashed it in (it’s bag). now egu—-i thi-i’m just thinkin im having a reggieverregular veggie sub when i go home. so i i taket out to carry out and i take it to go.. i get home! and as soon as i get home i’m ready to dig into that sub just gnash my teeth into it, and sink my teeth into that sub, because i actually do like to eat them–––––––––… wHEEEHHHHGH , well guess what happens is i bite in and i squarsh into that grapes and it gets skwatched into- it gets bashed into my face from that grape juice. it squeezes into me„ and i ffeh- have the taste of grapes now–––––– so„, if anyvuotherr„ if any of the execs at subway are watching this video i hate your subs house now.I’m nev––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––**STATIC** i’m not gonna keep buying your subs if you’re gonna keep having employees that put grapes on them now. so please„ fix this problem or ahhvwill–– i’m not gonna go to your place again, that’s the..thing, i’m- even if you fix it you’ve lost a dedicated and loyal customer because you messed up„ and you kinda- you havagovapugrapes on my sub, so..––––––that’s about„ that’s about it for this video, i-if you guys have any uh—-
dinuguan replied to your post “Fuck a real job. Ive been selling my sperm on craigslist for years”
have you been though? i was about to do that but just didn’t follow up.
yea dude. I usually just cum in a sandwich bag and send it in the mail
i love big ass TITTIES tbh but they would look too weird on me i just wanna play with them on other ppl