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helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

"What about that one?"

"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

Queefington Post Headline: Local Lightskin Girl Rumored to have 2 YEARS WORTH of UNREAD TEXTS, sets record and receives medal

fartsniffershane remade so go follow him. Hes funnier than me and his dick is bigger than mine.

I want Christina Hendricks to breast feed me.

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

My aunt made me do one of those ancestry DNA test things and Im so scared that the results are gonna come back saying Im white..

Should I go get chili cheese fries from Carls jr by myself or should I just go to hell?

upnorf:

souljaboytellem we’re a team… follow me back brah

fartsniffershane:

Spent over $100 at lush. My new citrus sunrise bath bomb ☺️💖

fartsniffershane:

Spent over $100 at lush. My new citrus sunrise bath bomb ☺️💖

Can I buy a gf with $72.15 ?

jimmyoffthehook:

Emilia Clarke dated Seth Macfarlane…..

Fatboy Slim - Praise You
11,545 plays

deathexe:

fatboy slim - praise you

i want to praise you like i should